Hey dickless red... You definitely win the award for being the biggest douchebag. If you're attempting to act like a macho pornstar, just a heads up, the tattoos and piercings won't mask the fact you're a straight up pussy. You should have spent your money on self help books.
what happens to the rest of the chat room when someone buys a private session? Are they all just stuck with their dicks in their hand until the session is over?